Being “International Woman’s Day” and all, I thought I would take this oppurtunity to help a certain few to correctly spell “Woman / Women” not “Womyn”…
The ad agency is offering Japanese women about $11 to $110 dollars a day to wear stickers on their thighs advertising everything from CDs to indoor soccer to bookstores
…. -_- seriously?
What is wrong with this? I thought you guys supported women doing whatever they want with their bodies, even prostitution. Is your problem the fact that it’s the evil advertising?
no but really…
I thought this was great, so I am blogging it. [Original]
Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We’ve been tricked before!!
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it’s genetic.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing’s wrong for a minute, but seriously, you’re a terrible liar so stahp.
Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it’s Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn’t really matter what they’re saying anyway.)
Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but we don’t really care… we get to eat in bed, fart and move all we want… and it’s like camping.
Or anyone really.
… I am someone who is 99% against abortion (I say 99% because there is about 1% of abortions that constitute an abortion done so as a result of rape or incest). —> And another 4% are on the basis to save the mother but a Cesarian takes care of MOST of that.
This brings me to my question.
If it is justifiable for a woman to receive an abortion on the basis that it harms her financially (or her career) - in that she would not be able to afford said child; Can and or should a man be able to sign a legal document protecting him from such things as “child support” if he decides that the child would be detrimental to his career and or financial standing, when the woman does not want to receive an abortion? Why or why not?
Everyone wants to point to the IDF as a model for gender integration in the military. No, the IDF does not put women on the front lines. They ran into the same wall the US is about to smack into: very few women can meet the standards required to serve there. The few integrated units in the IDF suffered three times the casualties of the all-male units because the Israeli men, just like almost every other group of men on the planet, try to protect the women even at the expense of the mission. Political correctness doesn’t trump thousands of years of evolution and societal norms. Do we really WANT to deprogram that instinct from men?
—Sentry (Anonymous Female Marine: Read Here)